1,006 Quotes About Satire

With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal scraping his left cheek and of course two "wag" slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with "Bratz babe" stares and Gucci Handbags

Ah! good Sir! no Whores before Dinner, I beseech you."[Love's Last Shift]

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

y quizá podría ser que lo que a ellos les parece mal fuesen lunares, que a las veces acrecientan la hermosura del rostro que los tiene; y así, digo que es grandísimo el riesgo a que se pone el que imprime un libro, siendo de toda imposibilidad imposible componerle tal, que satisfaga y contente a todos los que le leyeren.

Jack or Donald marches away to glory with his knapsack on his shoulder, stepping out briskly to the tune of "The Girl I left behind me." It is she who remains and suffers,-- and has the leisure to think, and brood and remember.

As much as I think about sex, I can only with extreme difficulty conceive of myself actually performing the act. And here's another thing I wonder about. How could you ever look a girl in the eye after you've had your winkie up her wendell? I mean, doesn't that render normal social conversation impossible? Apparently not.

Isn't the dull pain of the centrists conformity delicious, edgelord?

Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.

Norma: “...We’ll kill Silena?”Smar: “...She’s in superposition anyway.”Angie: “And in supoorposition.”Norma: “I’m not following.”Smar: “Me, Quantum Mechanics.”Angie: “Me, Dumbum Mechanics.