28 Quotes About Twitch

And you thought women were the only backstabbers...well, you were wrong, Club Man!

It's personal now. It's personal between me and Sir Clubbington.

Fuck that guy's couch. I'm just going to get my 7,000 souls and saying sayonara to that dude.

Torrent357, what is up? Welcome to the Aarosphere. Thank you for joining us. Hope you had the pleasure of watching me get a club smashed through my dick right there. If not, just continue to hang out and I'm sure you'll see it again here in a second ... Cash, why don't you go ahead and help him feel at home while I stand there and almost get cold-clocked to death.

Havel's a little bitch and he needs to die, cause there's only one king of this forest and he doesn't have a granite club. He's got a tiki skirt and a whole shit load of resolve. Let's go.

Condom or condom not, there is no try.

And I got the like, crazy mental illness, so like, maybe someday they'll be like, 'Yeah, he was like Rembrandt, or, uh, Picasso, only he didn't, he didn't cut his ear off, but he ate his own shit. That's so funny, dude. Oh, that's so funny. I'm glad I'm secure in my own idiocy.

And I got the like, crazy mental illness, so like, maybe someday they'll be like, 'Yeah, he was like Rembrandt, or, uh, Picasso, only he didn't, he didn't cut his ear off, but he ate his own shit'. That's so funny, dude. Oh, that's so funny. I'm glad I'm secure in my own idiocy.

There's three constants in life: death, taxes, and Dr. Wily.