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I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.
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Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.
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I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
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Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.
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Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.
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After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.
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I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
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Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.
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If your god is more screwed up than you, then, by Jove, how cuckoo must be you!
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