1,018 Quotes About Witty

The lion forever owed his pride and life to his wife, showing some humility, but we’ve all done things we’re not proud of.

Leave it to the Republican leadership, far more skilled in that art, to break promises.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?

These seats taken?" Chloe gestured at at the empty chairs. Amber nodded."What, by all your imaginary friends?""Yes, actually," Amber snapped. "And they are way better company than you.

I used to say: “All religions are somewhat true. But my religion is the truest of them all because I was born into it and never got to choose it.” Now I have transcended this atavistic dogmatic reality tunnel and evolved into spirituality, thereby making me more spiritually enlightened than you.

If you want the truth from someone, just make them angry.

For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force of his will alone. I squeezed my eyes shut and focused on the buttons of his shirt, willing them to pop off. It didn’t work. Then again, it was pretty hard to focus while he was touching me, so maybe under different circumstances, I too could be a sexy sorcerer. Watch out world.

It's tight like that, and I don't mean pants!