Considering that GOD is my Giant alarm clock and I am so glad he woke me up today.

Thinking how every day is like tossing an egg. At any moment we mayfind our selves saying OH CRAP!

The pen is mightier then the sword yet even the pen needs something to write upon.

Most people I think feel exterior-wise Churches, unless we yell like 'horton hears a who' that all us "speck of dust" are the same

I believe conspiracy theorists are creating a conspiracy to distract us from the real conspiracy that is going on

Doctors are allowed to practice medicine. What are you called when you are not practicing any more and finally know what your doing?

I now understand why the people chased Frankenstein up the mountain with torches. It was not because he was ugly but because they were. :)

Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.

I went to a restaurant today that is shaped like and called the Milk Bottle and they only had non dairy cream?

If your boat is in a toilet bowl going down, it may look better then the climb up.