There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.

Don’t write to sell, write to tell.

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

If you appreciate the small things, you’re likely to get the big ones.

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.

I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?

You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.