If love wasn’t conditional, we’d all be polygamists.

The less knowledgeable a nation is, the more 'miracles' the nation has.

A blank cheque kills creativity.

Life isn’t really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime.

You can only be unpredictable once.

I have the fear of people knowing what I am fearful of.

Motivational speaking is the art of telling people what they have been told before … without them noticing.

A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.

Never judge a kid with a kid. For the one that you’re comparing her with might have had an abortion—twice.

Philosophy is to a thinker … what push-ups are to a model.