The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.

Some things are so silly they have a certain brilliance to them. Other things, set as standards for brilliance and therefore exalted by many who don't know why, become tarnished because of it.

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. When intelligence fills up, it overflows a parody.

Following his rant littered with narcissism, she calmly responded, '...You have quite the little ego, don't you?' And with little thought, he then quickly retorted, 'What do you mean 'little'!?

Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.