The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.

Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do.

Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

Some children grow up before their parents.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.