588 Quotes About Aphorism

Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

We would have fed the world if we hadn't been throwing away food in the gap between the rich and the poor.

Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.