199 Quotes About Comic

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!

You’ll get lunch with your true friends. You’ll make plans to get lunch with your true acquaintances.

And in a way, you could say that my father's end was my beginning...Or more precisely, that the end of his lie coincided with the beginning of my truth

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!

Some so-called comedians are, not funny, but a joke.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Death is complicated."-Johann Kraus

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.