64 Quotes About Cynical-humor

Diogenes was a cynic at his best. He was in search of an honest man but not an hones woman.

The thing with politicians is that though they spit differently yet they shit similarly.

Be good, you! no good.

I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize.

Yay! I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize

alcohol played the midwife

Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

The truth is a farthing distance from god-ism and atheism. Were both of them, the religious nuts and the atheist bull-heads to stop farting, they would at the very least get a farthing of the Truth.