129 Quotes About Gaming

Condom or condom not, there is no try.

I like to kill new things.

Every rule, every chart, every geeky statistic in a game book or module feeds into this impulse. All those details allow us to take apart existence, look at the individual parts, figure out how they work, and put them back together. Some people relieve stress by getting drunk or high and losing control; nerds find comfort by taking control and applying structure. Logic is like a warm blanket.

I've never been molested by a goat.

In her experience, there were only two kinds of guys: the ones into sports and the ones into video gaming. It seemed guys had to be obsessed with something, whether it was watching a game or playing in it or keeping some weird collection related to it.

Ash bumped her shoulder. “Hey, Vale. I got a joke for you.” She smiled. “Okay.”“What do you do when the world champion of Scrolls of the Illuminati knocks on your door?”“I…” Vale giggled. “I have no idea.”“You say ‘well done, sir!’ then pay the man for the pizza!” Ash cracked up at his own joke and a moment later, Vale began to laugh too. For a few seconds, it felt like everything was normal again.

I'm not a fan of time a lot of the time...wow, maybe I should appreciate it more. It made this sentence possible.

I'm not going to get mad. I have control over my emotions. Little babies complain about video games. Men get back up and do it again and just fucking win, so that's what I'm going to do.

If I was feeling depressed or frustrated about my lot in life, all I had to do was tap the Player One button, and my worries would instantly slip away as my mind focused itself on the relentless pixelated onslaught on the screen in front of me.