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- Author Victoria Scott
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Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!”.He grabs my hips andpumps his toward mine.“Oh,Dante! You’re so hot when you seal souls.”I shove my idiot-of-a-best-friend off me and laugh.“What the hell was that?” I ask.“My new move.
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- Author Sarah Ready
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He’s my soul mate, I can feel it,” Chloe says. She stands at the end of the dock and stares at the massive yacht, her eyes all sparkly and excited. “Doubtful. The only thing I can feel is a hundred-foot-long inferiority complex.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.
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- Author Jeaniene Frost
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A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.
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- Author Dave Matthes
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I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.
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