528 Quotes About Hilarious
- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.
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- Author Derek Landy
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Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.
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- Author H.J. Bellus
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I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I’m the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.
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- Author matthew bracey
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It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a bloke with his bollocks caught in a zip
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.
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