374 Quotes About Humourous

But it is infamous that they have not told you!’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!’‘If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language,’ said Mr. Stubbs.

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.

The point of tantric sex was supposedly to harness sexual energy to awaken higher consciousness. It was just like yoga, but way more fun.

He quite liked dentists’ waiting rooms. Waiting for dentists was good. Waiting for them was so much better than having them stick metal spikes in your mouth.

More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined

When you're dead, everybody else is just going to carry on regardless, so keep that in mind when you're giving way to traffic.

Rose jabbed her cigarette at Enid and said, "I served my time in LaLaLand and if any of those bastards tell you to talk into the mike and they pull out the yogurt cannon - just remember - you're a lady! Pull up your knickers, steal their wallet, and get the hell out of there!

To my mirrors,The aliens and the CIAsecretly watching me,and any spirits stuck in my room,sorry guys.I know look batshit crazyeach time I start reciting a bunch of monologues in my dramatic "film voice" after I finish watching a movie.

I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.