374 Quotes About Humourous

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

I love you all - if you are not people!

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.