374 Quotes About Humourous

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!