504 Quotes About Joke

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them.

When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.

In Science don't confound Normal static electricity To ecstatic eccentricity. Here is what I found: Electric charges As they rise up your hair In contrast with a discharge, Rarity leaves you up in the air!

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.

What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me

Hey,” he said. “Hi.” Oh, damn. It was awkward.“What’re you doing?”“Shearing a sheep. It’s cold outside, and I need a new hat.”He paused. “You’re joking, right?”“Yes, Marshall.” I gnawed on my fingers some more and sunk back in my chair.

You came to my room in the middle of the night to show me your swords? And they say romance is dead.