504 Quotes About Joke

Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.

The year that Rutherford died (1938) there disappeared forever the happy days of free scientific work which gave us such delight in our youth. Science has lost her freedom. Science has become a productive force. She has become rich but she has become enslaved and part of her is veiled in secrecy. I do not know whether Rutherford would continue to joke and laugh as he used to.

If someone loves sweet things and constantly eats angel´s hair tartlets should this be diagnosed as having some sort of heavenly trichotillomania?

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

Ash bumped her shoulder. “Hey, Vale. I got a joke for you.” She smiled. “Okay.”“What do you do when the world champion of Scrolls of the Illuminati knocks on your door?”“I…” Vale giggled. “I have no idea.”“You say ‘well done, sir!’ then pay the man for the pizza!” Ash cracked up at his own joke and a moment later, Vale began to laugh too. For a few seconds, it felt like everything was normal again.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.