504 Quotes About Joke

He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.

How do jokes work? The beginning of each good one challenges you to think... The second part of the joke announces that nobody wants you to think.

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.