50 Quotes About Jokes-and-whatever

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Hopefully he is still alive, or his pecker is un-dead.

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone