42 Quotes About Orgasms

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.

Masturbation is insanely amazing but the gift of giving orgasms and receiving orgasms from another human is invaluable.

When you’re a young male, the penis is like a non-stop fountain of semen. Sometimes all you gotta do is look at it sideways and it goes off. Clouds go by a little too suggestively and puh-pow! Time for a fresh pair of underwear…

Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal.

Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn’t work on you, then something about you must be broken.

Gentlemen, the secret to achieving the gift of an ultimate climax for whomever you happen to love is locked away in an impenetrable vault within her mind. If you love her, you'll fight like hell through Venuses maze. You'll find the elusive vault. And, for her sake, you'll release the motherfucking valve. This is what she wants.

A woman's orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependant as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.