323 Quotes About Random

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he almost wants to bring it to the hospital himself, survey the wards and present it to someone special, for it's the first thing to come straight from his heart in a very long time.

Well blow me down with a solar flare.

Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.

lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay off my American Express Bill"- Peter Ustinov, 1921-2004

What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.