73 Quotes About Sarcasm-humor

My condolences, you're still alive.

Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash

Mrs. Cricks had a long family and was therefore licensed in the eyes of her world to have a short temper.

... the house is on fire, but go ahead - finish painting the verandah...

I improvise therefore I exist!

Love is a fairytale blah, blah, blah.

Do you really think that God in his heaven with all the angels, there from the beginning of time and looking towards the day of judgement day, really looks down on all the world and see's you and little harry and says 'whatever you choose to do is my will?' "Yes i do." she says uncertainly.

Grades are misconceptions that form people’s perceptions.

All sarcasm is better when you put a little English on it.