1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

I wouldn’t be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

The King is naked! If only he was a Prince!

I don’t get you people. You watch the Godfather on television and tons of people are getting shot and stabbed to death, blood splattering everywhere and it is entertaining. But, when they killed a horse, people were outraged.

Being Kind, Is Not My Kind

Wouldn’t you like to know,” I smiled. “I travel. Shit happens.

So no going and getting yourself killed,” Kieran jumped in. With the way those fae targeted him last night, more would come. The memory of the bartender lingered—if they’d made one wrong move the victim could’ve been Liz. Liz rolled her eyes. “Yeah, I’m going to go toddle into traffic.