55 Quotes About Toilet

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.

Toilet paper, disinfecting wipes and bottled water all became COVID-19 gold.

The COVID-19 pandemic has made abstaining from butt wiping fashionable.

There’s more than one way to lose someone you love.

Toilet paper, tissues, and flu medications are the COVID-19 stock picks.

Toilet paper has separated the masses into the haves and have nots.

My response to the COVID-19 toilet paper shortage is to consume so much fiber that my poops come out as dense logs.

The French solved the problem of toilet paper shortages a long time ago and called it the ‘Bidet’.