I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

Hopefully he is still alive, or his pecker is un-dead.

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.

Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

The earth is full of them - dogs, and humans. One should get to know them - dogs. They're so human.