You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

I love you all - if you are not people!

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.