4,131 Quotes About Humorous

There was a rifle on his lap."Hey, Hunter," Myron said.

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, a sharpie must be plain deadly!

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

new performance ongoing where pages of a dictionary are ripped out and thrown on the stage floor, it’s a play on words with the title of the show being ‘Pun’.

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.