504 Quotes About Joke

She’s an uncomfortable bright spot in my office, and I’m tempted to shoo her out the door.

Corn dogs are like blow jobs. If you complain about one, you're the problem.

It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost and schedule.

You fill my sombrero with sexual pudding!

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give.

One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

Getting some redecorating ideas?’ Nico asked. ‘Maybe you could do your dining room in mediaeval monk skulls.’ Hades arched an eyebrow. ‘I can never tell when you’re joking.

You should write a book," Matrick suggested.Kit snorted. "Who wants to read the self-pitying lamentations of an old revenant?""There's your title right there," said Ganelon.

Private like, this is cool stuff, and I should let my cousin in on it, kind of private?” Gunnar asked, “or, private like, I wet my pants, and I’m hiding the evidence, kind of private?