504 Quotes About Joke

People will say,"there's heaven and hell", and they take it so serious that they look so sorrowful with penitence. I would rather ask them to show me the route that leads to heaven or hell.

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. When intelligence fills up, it overflows a parody.

The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want to love, I want to live...

Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.

It's theology. Were you expecting sex, drugs, and rock and roll?""One out of the three would be nice.