401 Quotes by Fakeer Ishavardas

There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

My condolences, you're still alive.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

I love you all - if you are not people!

Hopefully he is still alive, or his pecker is un-dead.

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.