289 Quotes About Funny-humor

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.

Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.

My condolences, you're still alive.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

I love you all - if you are not people!

Hopefully he is still alive, or his pecker is un-dead.

Please follow these instructions:1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly. 2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder. 3. Smack yourself over the head with it. 4. Repeat. You complete ass.

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone